When they sell silverware it's sold as either service for 4 or for 8.  So, why is it they sell steak knives in sets of 6?  Feel free to email me your answers joanne@surfntheweb.com

My favorite email funny of the week:

 FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

Ø      40-ish........................ ..........49.

Ø      Adventurous................... .......Slept with everyone.

Ø      Athletic...................... ..........No breasts.

Ø      Average looking.....................Moooo.

Ø      Beautiful..................... .........Pathological liar.

Ø      Emotionally Secure..................On medication.

Ø      Feminist...................... .........Fat.

Ø      Free Spirit........................ .....Junkie.

Ø      Friendship first...................... .Former Slut.

Ø      New-Age....................... .......Body hair in the wrong places.

Ø      Old-fashioned................. .......No B.J.'s

Ø      Open-minded................... ......Desperate.

Ø      Outgoing...................... ........Loud and embarrassing.

Ø      Professional.................. .........Bitch.

Ø      Voluptuous.................... .......Very fat.

Ø      Large frame......................... ..Hugely fat.

Ø      Wants soul mate.................... .Stalker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Ø      Yes........................... ..........No

Ø      No............................ ..........Yes

Ø      Maybe. .................... .... ........No

Ø      We need.......................... .....I want

Ø      I am sorry......................... ....You'll be sorry

Ø      We need to talk......................You 're in trouble

Ø      Sure, go ahead... .....................You better not

Ø      Do what you want...................You will pay for this later

Ø      I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron!

Ø      You're very attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

Ø      I am hungry........................ ...I am hungry

Ø      I am sleepy........................ ....I am sleepy

Ø      I am tired......................... .....I am tired

Ø      Nice dress......................... .....Nice cleavage!

Ø      I love you........................... ...Let's have sex now

Ø      I am bored......................... ....Do you want to have sex?

Ø      May I have this dance?.................I'd like to have sex with you.

Ø      Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.

Ø      Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.

Ø      Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.

Ø      I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.